Ezler Brunch Ride

We will start from the parking lot of the Pioneer Ridge Lodge.

The ride will end at my house (9437 Gristmill Dr.) for brunch.  The ride is limited to the first 15 people who register with me at joetzler@gmail.com .  If more than 15 people are interested, I will have another ride the next week.  The brunch will consist of drinks, meat, roasted vegetables, fruit and desert.  We should be done eating around 1:00 PM.  Happy hour lasts until everyone is happy or the police show up.

The ride is on lightly traveled public streets and paved paths with no hills.  It is an easy ride, however, there are 109 turns and many col-de-sacs to maneuver.  If you get dropped it is time to panic. The natives are mostly friendly but it is useless to ask them directions as no one can tell you how to get back to the start.  Please bring emergency flares, and a signaling mirror for use in contacting the National Guard’s rescue helicopters. They are the only ones that have successfully extracted any one from this maze of streets.  Remember that cell phones and GPS systems do not work in North Ridgeville.  Extra food and a space blanket have proven useful.  There will be emergency medical people and clergy with us for those who really get in trouble. Have fun but keep in mind that no rider has ever found their way out on their own.  Potty stops at the beginning, possibly in the middle, and at the end.

Joe Etzler